I Lost My Golf Clubs in All My Traveling

Air Canada lost a couple's bag for months, but instead of looking for it, they did what? Said it on fire. Instead of finding the people whose bag it was, they just donated it to Salvation Army. I don't think it's going to be great for your marriage to have your wife walk into the den and see you flirting with a robot. There's a lot of explaining you're going to have to do that.