Arnie's a Greedy Businessman

Arnie's a greedy businessman and every winter holiday we must remind him to not be so miserly and cheap in his ways. This is the mythical lunar sword that we acquired oh so many years ago only to be lost to the Dark Lord. I recently went to a Dark Lord of State sale and there were just all kinds of magical trinkets and things. Oh, I don't like how that felt. Can you see me? Wait, let's all see what it does to him. Meat, especially seat meat, can have weird effects on wizards. You've probably seen many men in the village walking around with... They took the trip to the salad bar. If he says Papa