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#410 - The Aliens Are Here

The Basement Yard

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The Truth About My Mom Being Horny

As a kid I thought my mom was getting horny. We got washed in her hair. That's kind of crazy. My dad used to take us on the jet ski and we'd ride at the lake. Oh you told me that which were balloons were big fat tits. Big ol fat neptunes. Speaking of big fat tits apparently aliens are real now. Well I don't know if I'm ready to talk about this. Are you do believe in aliens? Did you hear my voice just now? You hear me? Yeah. It's a yes or no. But it's not.

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