A New Bull Is Squirting the Mother, the Calves Will Wreak Havoc

Alan the Unfaithful Fireman is married to Tilly and Davey. The couple have two children, who are 'unreasonably obsessed with their father' Their head teacher wanted to speak to him over the phone about their progress. He asked her some pressing questions about the state of education today. Here he answers them in his Gotcha journalism style.