The Dangers of Conspiracy Theories

I think that we live in a world of these alternative facts, which is kind of abhorrent to me. Alternative facts just means opinions and we always respect them. But if you're talking about whether the earth is flat or not, you are not allowed to have an opinion. You don't get such fucking picked. It drives me up the wall. And it's pretty unlikely until I see the president shaking hands with a little green man. Oh, woman. I'm actually going to believe in it. A tall, skinny, gray man smoking weed in the present face. That's what I want for.