The Secret Service Lost All the Texts From January 6th

The secret service lost all the texts from january sixth because they were doing a device replacement programme. The real question we should be asking is, why are they even texting? Imagine this, the capital was being overrun by a mob of facebook comments come to life. People trying to hang the vice president, and the secret service is textingga, what is this thing for herseee hre e sol me.