Is Your Name Not Really Buddy?

"I know your name's probably not really buddy, wat. What is your name, really? My name is alnine, the last, last of ow aqualanala, the last of the great equine empire." "There's really no way we could get up closer to emean. You could go up the stairs and try, but it's like a to catch," he says. 'Can i call you per? Can i call you ge a? Call me late for dinner, if you just get thes gy off my focking back'