The Shame of Being Hypnotized

I was going to admit I did all that voluntarily My mates kept asking me what it felt like and I if I had made up some bollocks about it being as if it was a dream or something. Turns out all the other participants didn't feel like they were being hypnotized so the oldest got up and warmed off of stage Anyway, thank god This was all just before the year of smartphones or I have a feeling this would have haunted me forever To this day my mates never knew that I was making it up and always reminisce about that time I was hypnotized on stage and worshiped a massive knob The shame Wow, I think this must have been an 18 to 30s holiday