The Blackmail of Oscar

I'm being blackmailed by a boy in Oxford. I wrote him a letter and now he's threatening to tell everyone. My father, I need you to help me. Oscar is astounded. Who on earth does this entitled young man think he is? He didn't even bother turning up for the performance, and now he expects Oscar to drop everything to help him. Please, Oscar, you of all people must understand, you're my only hope. Then Bozy gives Oscar a gentle kiss on the cheek. A small, intimate gesture lights a fire in Oscar's belly. The blackmail is a small price to pay for the admiration etched across Bozy's face.