Preposterous Player Injuries

If baseball players were too smooch I assumed that at some point they would hurt themselves doing so because that is my pick preposterous player injuries. Adam Eaton stabbing himself as he was trying to open a DVD rapper with a knife or Spencer Torkelson hurting him slicing his finger using a wine opener. Roger Craig supposedly cutting himself on his wife's bra which he denied and I don't know how does that even get out if it doesn't come from Roger Craig or his wife right? Mark Smith heard himself sticking his hand into an air conditioner to see why it wasn't working and then shortly he wasn't working but the injury is like it's silly and it's funny but it