The New Secret House Rules

Pepsi introduced a new lemon-live beverage to compete with Sprite called Starry. A Mars spokesperson explained that these will be like regular M&Ms, except without the little penises. Reporters say they've confirmed the existence of a secret three-page addendum containing the most controversial concessions.

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