I Have a Penus on My Arm. I'm Not Going to the Pub for Six Years

A second surgery to move the the peanist from his arm to his legs was delayed for six years due to scheduling mix ups, staff shortages and covet. He's got a lot of funny quotes in this book about how people ask him all the time about it. It's not every day you see a man with a penus on his arm. Of course i see the funny side. I don't have any other option. Tell me it out.