Darwin's Origin of Species

Darwin tried to fight all these different species in order to affirm human dominance. He was certain that a human in a fair fight with standard UK boxing rules could beat up any animal on the planet. So for example, he was a spider monkey who absolutely beat the living shit out of him on one occasion. And rather than just putting him down, he sort of placated him with Grogg and then found a very large female turtle to breed with the spider monkey. Because he thought this spider monkey is a double-tough bastard. Let's put a shell on him and see what happens. Darwin documented that, drew some very beautiful illustrations of it and then shot it.