Introduction

Cigars is cigarette without any manners. An Englishman said that. Church Hill? No, I don't know which one I just assume it must have been. It's witty and... It's an erudite and swift. What are you thinking American would come up with that? He'd be bludgeoned with it by the American. The English race was created just to give us American something to quote from. That's our whole function is to give you a backstory. Exactly. You're an lexicon with a nice green. Thank you very much. So you're cutting a cigar? Yeah. You can also use that for circumcision, you know. I actually botched