Do You Guys Still Have a Quarter Back?

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I like to eat a jimmy john, and then i eat spinach and maybe chickenk. My cousin has two pockets and a zipper stuck in his throat. I literallyhomped out of a wall with a frickan ponze sauce bake. When you'r on the road, is there like, o go to restaurant when you're touring for me if i can find a p f Chanks? Do you fuck i cheese cake factory? No, i don't do anything like that. Get's pretty boring. Some tombus an iw'll stop at some diners, but a lot of the, lot of diners have changed over the ears. Tare

Nick Swardson is a stand-up comedian, actor, and screenwriter who is currently on the “Make Joke From Face" Tour. Tickets available at http://nickswardson.net/events/

Nick Swardson joins This Past Weekend for the third time to talk about shoplifting, writing movies, getting spanked as kids, and his near-death experience.

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