I'm Just Going to Give Up

i've been trying to brag for years, and it's not working out at all. So i'm just going to give up. Is there anybody i can talk to who hasn't done something better? Good lord. What do i have to do? I don't know. Will you give me a moment for some sympathy? My hair stylist has resigned. It turns out that one of the people on my top ten list had quit too. But i wondered if this would generate a whole category of jo sdo you know how letterman used to do the top ten list? And he seems ik think it'dalways make that funny, at least a few items on it.