The Importance of Celebrity Meat

If you had to eat or could eat a celebrity, who would it be? I'm thinking like a meat plate. Like a shark cuter? Yeah. Willem Defoe jerky. Is that because he allegedly has a confusingly large penis? A confoundingly large penis. It's an interesting choice. I don't think I can top it. If we're doing it that way, I'm going to throw you for a loop here. Wow. Uh,Willem Defoe Jerky. That would be a way to go. Well done on you. You came up with it first. Good for you. But that's not made of people. There's no soul