There's a whole book that is a collection of people's experiences on the master cleanse. The only thing I hate more than Carob is the germ theory of disease, which is incorrect. If they're going to kill you, why are they so small? It will deprive you if you're like me of a powerful source of happiness and it's really just your social life.
Are your moods too stable? Is your face free of cold sores? Get your lemon juice, maple syrup and cayenne pepper ready, because this week we're talking about celebrity favorite THE MASTER CLEANSE!
Along the way we roast New Atheism, praise Gwyneth Paltrow (!) and endorse garbanzo bean salads. Mike wishes to clarify that he adores Kate Bush and quips with the utmost affection.
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