Is That a Good Idea?

During my childhood I was bent down, squatting down for the majority of a cricket game behind the batsman. It wasn't an unfortunate place to be. That is where I spent most of my childhood looking at the batsman's arse. Unfortunately, you couldn't really tell because of the pads. The goolies are the male genitalia. You don't want to hit them with the cricket ball. So we're going to assume that you have never seen a match of cricket.