How to Eat a Wheelchair

Grape jelly is the best jelly. Bananas also are the perfect size because as soon as I finish a banana I go if I had one more bite I would fucking throw up really. Don't say strawberry, Joey. Do you know what's weird about me? Many things. Like just eating a strawberry. But then I recently had like legit strawberries. They're soft and they're delicious but like sun kissed or whatever these strawberry brains are that you get from like a shop right or see town or whatever. Not legit.