Finger Licking - It's Not Bad

I think that one of the principal joys in life is being able to to ingest bacteria and not die. And if you do not have an immune system problem, you can lick the potato chip dust off your fingers. Since the beginning of time, it's literally a cliche, finger licking good. Do you know what? All those people from the very start of time who licked their fingers have,. in comday died of various diseases that were not caused by finger licking. They'r finger licking dead. That's right, you wer. You were on the right track. But they're all dead, every single one of them. Ha ha,ha, ha, ha