How to Be a Human

I've been carrying this coin around for 100 years. Today's the day I'm gonna do it. Turn it into a human, please. Why do you want to be a human? They just look like so much fun. Go ahead and get some ice cream. Or just suck on one of these gas tanks. You're not in food right now. And we've traveled back in time about 24-ish years or so. Look at that time. It says Ponder. That's right. Well, how do I hang on? What do I happen in there? Ernie, what other... Looks like there's nobody going to the hospital for now. Everyone just seems pissed off