St Patrick's Day Is in Two Days and the Weather's Going to Be Shit and There'll Be Rain Water in Your Guinness

"I don't associate St Patrick's Day with good weather, it's such a fucking Irish thing to do," he says. "Let's have a parade and the day when we definitely know there's going to be very aggressive sideways rain... Let's build giant floats, made out of paper mashay and put them on the backs of trucks" He adds that climate change hasn't given us a strange march or bammy march like in October and November. The comedian is tolerating how terrible March has been so far this year.