The Titanic Imploded

The US Coast Guard announced that they found debris that matched what they believed to be the whole of the little thingy. Some people were hoping that maybe it was kind of just like caught on the ship or like floated up somewhere and was just like bobbing along on the ocean, the top of the ocean or whatever. It has since been revealed that yes, in fact, it did implode,. But first, we should kind of talk about all the background. The Titanic. The big, the elephant in the ocean. The motherfucking Titanic.