How to Propose for a Book

I met your dad on our third date, which is like the worst possible meet the parents before. Do you want to meet my dad? And I went, no. We might as well stop in for food, shall we? And he's made us some lunch. So that was the third date. Okay, so when did you propose? A year in. The first of January. He looked like a haunted house. It was flat there. There were about 150 T lights on the floor. Oh, Joel had a candelabra in his hand. You're lucky you are with him. But it was basically me. Were you like a material for the book? I can't