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Candle Crazies 2: Hoodrat Boogaloo

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The Fucking Sign, Is It Closed?

Google maps is frequently wrong. The other day i needed to go down to publics to go and grab a couple of things, because who wouldn't? And google told me that the bitch closed at 11. Little do you know, ar surprised, surprise. It was ten. All right. So fug google maps for that. Also flucked the disrespectful scee guard that, when i walked up to the door, blocked it, and instead of saying, we're closed, went tap, tap with his walke talke at the hours of operation sign. Bisho, the fuck do you think that you are, king rit? Come on now. Use your words.

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