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Yeah, but a Boston City Hall roiled by email party invitation for electoids of color sent to all Accidentally sent to the wall to the whites buddy that's sending the side piece the text for the girlfriend my friend vice versa Scramblin you said that's not what you want, but but the difference is send the party invite to the wrong group chat Yeah, they're so emboldened though where cuz if you send the party invite to the wrong group chat You go fuck well, I guess they're all coming to the party She can't have them come like in a normal world. You go. Oh, I guess they're all coming because I fucked that up my bad They're going they then they send out a new son saying oh my mistake. You shouldn't ever see that you're not Yeah, yeah, you're whites She accidentally send the email to the whites that say because as soon as the whites She probably talks like this but as soon as the whites are there she gets her, you know, if elections go on She goes listen we wrong fucking champ tonight No honky ass bitches at this party look you guys don't like collard greens You know what the funny crazy thing is? White people are probably the most that would love a diversity party Yeah, if you're having a party to celebrate diversity white chicks are your card I know and then you're forcing them to be like I guess we'll do our own party and then it's all white people And I think this doesn't feel right can't do that What do you think that she tried to obviously it's a dorky S diversity But do you think it was they would they go full black like with them finally they get to be themselves without the white People breathing down their neck is just everyone like grinding each other. It's a Asian mayor of Boston the male HR Guys just like slapping asses you shit like that. I can't imagine Hello Yeah, excuse me. You accidentally send a text invited me to the party Now the white people are work there. They're all like the serving hors d'oeuvres They make sure that they go we hire like a white staffing agency get out basically. Yeah, let's get out or white man's burden You ever see the movie? I wonder if that movie is gonna make a big comeback. It was from the 90s It was a John Travolta and I think Harry Belafonte What happened and the whole premise of the movie is that races are fully reversed So whites were slaves and blacks were in charge So then it's like this dude in the 90s and he's just like hard up white guy and like all the blacks are like super rich and all That stuff and he's just like, you know, it's literally just the opposite. Yeah Yeah, it's got white man's burden But I wonder if like with the current climate if that movies like you know that Tomatometer or whatever tomato ammeter on the Slowly climbing for some 30 year old movie someone actually sent me a funny thing that out There's no way to ever make it but the concept I think it was on page round or whatever But it's like the concept of like a white guy going Painting himself black to prove how hard it is for black people to get jobs And then you know like getting they're like kicking you out and you're like this is what black people experience You're like what Yeah, I know I know I know that's what made me think of it white like me But no, but the white like me guy didn't paint his face He gave himself injections and it actually like made him turn. Okay, but we're just seeing a guy in black face I have the job interview and they're like get the fuck out of here And you're like this is what they deal with every day. What was the that show black white? Did you ever see that? I think we've definitely referenced it. It was on like spike TV in the 90s or maybe early It's this family it's a family swap and this white family goes into full blackface Oh my god, so I'm any goes to the comedy club and He's dropping like end bones and so he goes like all black comedy. It's crazy if you check it out It's called black white, but that's what I'm thinking their party is when that's what they wanted their party with no lights to be They have like a deaf J. It's basically deaf. You know what I mean? you know y'all I just want Just want to make a speech here Just want to say you all know Windows motherfucking white crack ass co workers be asking you questions Yeah, that's what that's what they wanted the party to be put your hands up if you if you be seeing Karen be coming through Action you questions. She'd be pushing that male car being like you got male. She'd be pushing the male car be like Marlon wins measure Right here, you know hey hey hey hey who knows how we be creeping when we show it up ten minutes late for work We show up like You all know we ain't be doing our own reports just fucking straight up dev jam comedy But y'all hands up. Hey, hey, hey, you telling me you ain't never takes a bit of someone's lunch It just be sitting in the fridge looking at you like eat me And you know I ain't talking about no broccoli So that's what they wanted to have like a deaf comedy jam yeah at the at the workplace for Christmas little Christmas deaf comedy Jim she's Asian on behalf of the mayor mistake Asians love when they get included in the diversity to Yeah, cuz they're like white crack right they're like they do better than white chicks and they get the benefits to their fucking cruises Literally the mayor. Oh, yeah, she is just top of the top of the heap. It's a motherfucking man Definitely when I say when I say mayor y'all say woo We be here we the Wu tank That's what she says is we have the woo we have the Wu clan playing and everyone's like oh Wu tank land is just her and her family doing karaoke Yeah, I mean on behalf of the mayor Mistakenly sent all Boston city counselors an email Tuesday inviting them to the holiday party There was meant exclusively for electives of cut electives of color grades of color Electives of color Asians getting it on the diversity is I'll tell you what that's Those days are numbered pal. Yeah, you better enjoy it Woo. Well as long as she's the mayor She she sets the rules, you know, I know she defines what a diverse person is that's true You are right, but they get flack though. Yeah for sure. Oh, yeah Like again, there's people below her who are of darker complexion who are planning some mutiny at some point of course They're trying to have their own party. Yeah, they're gonna get her out eventually They're gonna be top spot and then they're gonna be like yeah, no Asians next try Yeah, Asians are their days are numbered being encountered as a diversity Yeah, approximately 15 minutes later Doss Santos is a guy's name sent to follow up email to city counselors apologizing for the prior email Which is apparently meant for those who are invited the body includes several white counselors and six of color So they only have 15 people and they didn't invite seven of them electives of color is really good, but So on this sort of same topic Because we've been obviously talking about how the like there's no better job in the world to be like a diversity There was no better job I told you I knew a body that literally they offer both things So they would they would a guy we know that works in tech his wife working an Agency that did training Yeah And then basically they would go to training and the places would get these articles written about them and they'd have to be like We have no choice but to hire a diversity counselor We're a source so there's so much demand for but in this specific case They they was like it was like it was like you run a car lot and everyone comes in and says you want Tesla's and eventually You just have to start selling Tesla's you know what I mean? So they had no choice, but a former global diversity Strategist Facebook pleaded guilty to wire fraud after stealing more than four million from the social media giant to fund a lavish lifestyle in California So this guy was cooking for a while right actually Well, it's a husband wife. Oh, this is a team. No, this is the one that Bill Ackman was calling out. Oh, okay Okay, they have these you've been following the Bill Ackman stuff, right? Of course with the Harvard so Bill Ackman posted like a huge thing explaining this whole one Oh, I don't know and essentially there's all these kind of like wishy washy things like they essentially operate as a nonprofit And then the nonprofit it writes that yeah, and then the nonprofit hires some other business for way too much money And that as their business just has gets a hundred grand a year and it just goes to the wife It's like shell shell company that has one employee the CEO which makes a hundred grand a year and that money's written off And you know what I mean? Yeah, so it's like a whole big it's like this one big scheme, right? The whole thing is a scheme. Well, that's funny because they are getting charged with stealing but Well, this chick would their business model is stealing. Yeah, but they go it's legal stealing They they it's the classic. They just kind of pushed it, you know Well, that's what Bill Ackman said what you were just saying you're right because Bill Ackman was like it is an extortion racket Oh, that's big time because they he goes There's actually companies they write up they write an article about how you're not diverse enough and then ship show up and be like We could make this go away. Yeah, we can write up article about how you're so diverse Exactly, but it's up to you. They just give you two articles you go Which one would you like representing your company? It's crazy to like joke about but that was actually half for sure. Oh, I mean that happened in comedy There was those pages and articles that were like hey These these shows are getting blasted because they don't have women on it and they're like hey listen pretty easy solution Put me on the show. Yeah, put me on the show even though I'm not good Problem solved and then you put them on the show and then they go actually this is a hub And then you go whoo this is a hub for diversity and bombing What a hub it is All comedy diversity as the easiest fix in the world no blackmail comics. Yeah, it's like really blackmail comics fucking Probably the highest rate of black ma Ellie. You know black million comics. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Well black dudes are hilarious. Yeah, it's like I mean it's all this trick in the book They're like hey, you don't have enough diversity on your shows like okay a bunch of black guys go hilarious. Yep But then they go you know we don't want that no, that's not the type of diversity they want not that one the one gender diversity So she led various Facebook diversity equity inclusion programs from 2017 to 2021 stole the money through an elaborate scheme involving fraudulent vendors fictitious charges fictitious charges are probably hilarious if you get to get your eyes on eyeballs on some of those crazy think what would the fictitious charges would be like This is a new slur training. Yeah, I would just be like the most made up Like in in intricate cognitive bias training and I also trained you in Intricately so it's like and I did it without you knowing You don't realize that it lies now. You don't even realize in cash kickbacks. Yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah, a lot of I mean again dude some of those real businesses some of those divers No, but there's no value creation with these things. There's just the most nebulous like fake thing Who is the black guy who was like the big? Drug dealer he has like the Netflix documentary. I think Denzel played a freeway across no it wasn't him It was a different guy. Oh, I know you're talking about yeah, yeah, the guy who uh Well, he basically he screwed up because he went to the where no one know who he was Then he went to the boxing match wearing the big mint coat, right? Yeah, and in the movie who knows what's true But his girlfriend like gave it to him so his girlfriend sort of like fucked him over a little bit by making him be peacock too much, right? Yeah, but do you think that some of these divers the Harlem guy was Frankly Some of these diversity trainers were just like showing up with just like fucking nine Rolex It's like good fellas like what I tell you about wearing all this shit. Yeah, take it back This guy's wife was showing up to the seminar and like a Mercedes decked out fans The crazy thing is they probably were making 200 grand a year It just was not enough for them like they legitimately could have probably build in May 200 grand a year for all their bullshit and they're like, you know It's like meta. We could just keep it going. What are they gonna do? You didn't have to go extra I feel four million dollars. Yeah Okay, we have we're gonna talk a little bit of more of this There's a three ways men can advance gender advanced gender equity. I work We're gonna talk about that in the page around and maybe figure out right figure it for a good enough What was my joke the joke that you're trying to get to the bottom of with the huge gay guy Remember the I do I got almost got it. Yeah, almost. I like head butts and dudes but There's a bunch more of those kind of funds the joke never really made it into the act. 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