The Rules of Life

Picture it. A farmhouse in the English countryside. The gates of hell yawn open. It's Oasis. Those lovable cokehead lads from the TV. You can hear them just outside the door of the recording studio. Then you hear laughter, glasses. Sounds like a fire extinguisher?You get confirmation of the fire extinguisher when the door to the recording studio kicks open. There's little brother Liam Gallagher. And he's armed with the aforementioned fire extinguisher. Goodness. No rules, no law, no gods, no masters. But if you're going to be about it, let's be about it. My eyes closed.