How to Tell if a Dispatch Isn't Working

Johnny Depp has been waiting for an AT&T rep to come and fix his broken phone line. He calls the dispatch center, who says they've got someone coming now but he hasn't arrived. The man finally shows up at 11:30 p.m., two hours after promised arrival time. "I am like the poodle is like cowering. The dogs are freaking out," said Depp of being unable to get ahold of him.