The Men's Rest Room Is on the Same Side as the Food

i was about to shat my pant, so i need find a bathroom as quick as i could. Went into where i assumed the men's room, wit he, and nobody in there. Just halld at, hit a stall, flop down, better go and do im my business. Thand next thing i know, i hear women's voice and oh no, i can't get off the shitters. I'm done. And don't want to leave, because i now realize i'm in the women's room. More people are pilling in and ion the toilet. Ha ha h. What's a pucki kind of got the pluck out of there? Ae