The Future of Fitness

We live in a simulation. It's procedurally generated. That's why the ads are such because the AI isn't that sophisticated. We're all playing some kind of video game. Oh, and I ordered one of those VR treadmill things. And then you have these special shoes and when you run, you can't actually move and you can like turn. They got super advanced ones coming out - they market it for video games or like as an exercise. You can be on the way and you want to lose weight play that what is it called space pirate trainer? Yeah, I'm awesome. Dude, that game is so much fun.