The Masked Surgeon - The News Squiz

News celebrity TV show The Masked Surgeon has been suspended following the near-fatal appendectomy performed by Walrus on Judge Robert Winston. Producer Belstrad Noggins admitted, we hadn't fact the logistics of Walrus's flippers and dust into the operation. All eyes had been turned on next week's show in which great fruit and space opera are due to team up to give celebrity guest Noel Edmonds an emergency tracheotomy. With hindsight, it would have been better if we'd chosen Chainsaw for this task, perhaps teamed up with Sewing Machine. Are you fed up with the news? Top jobs and view cabinets of all kinds of forces above the lips.