34. Not for UFOs + The 10 Steps of Making Up with Your Mom
Not For Everyone
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How to Be a Better Self-Tanner
I'm really disinclined to take on beauty habits that are like a weekly or even a bi weekly thing. I just want to be beautiful with no effort. But it takes so much effort. There's this weird pathology about I don't know if I have to like dress up to look that way. Then I then feel like a I'm secretly ugly and I'm a liar. It's part of why I don't like the waxing and the shaving and I don't get my nails done. So I'm just not doing any of it. And even with the bronzer. I have this like pathological desire. To wake up hot. Obviously that's what everybody wants.
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