How to Save Money in the North? LAUGHTER

Environment Minister George Eustis suggested people save money by buying supermarket economy and value products rather than more expensive brands. Now imagine you are Cabinet ministers, which is sadly not as far fetched as it might one day have been for a bunch of comedians. What crassly and sensitive or well-meaningly idiotic advice would you give to voters about how to save money? Stop eating millionaire sharp bread. I wouldn't boost the mood of the country when you can't be angry on a space hopper.