The Inflatable Speedboat Race

It was the inflatable speedboat race last night at the freshly flooded Sean Bean lounge. Jason Fry and Bunny Ray's fresh water flooding petition and near Cohen's saltwater march had both attained poor numbers. The nature of the floodwater itself looked likely to spark trouble until rea stepped in with leadership, diplomacy and four million tins of tuner in brine. Daniel Rigby kicked off proceedings with an inflatable torpedo boat tied into the shape of a three-legged crown-wearing balloon poodle. Jeff Allen's supersonic gas bag gondola was neck and neck with Syracuse Aquazepilin-style arc until she jettisoned the ungulates and