Lucky Bitch - A Book Review

I was winning competitions, door prizes, bingo and then i won a travel competition to travel all around the world. And my friends were just like, denis, you are such a lucky bitch. And so i thought, well, that's what i'm going i write my first book about. So i decided to self publish my book called lucky bitch. But it didn't um pan out because they went, oh, look, were just not sure about the word bitch. We just, it's just a little bit harsh. It's not really on brand for us, and i want no problem.