Cheating in Chess

World chess champion magnus carlson recently lost a match to young uppincomer hans neman. Carlson abruptly quit the tournament and then posted a cryptic tweed that many interpreted as an accusation that neman had cheated. Speculation has run wild about how neman could have cheated, with some people suggesting that some kind of wearable vibrating device could have been feeding him moves. Let us be clear, there is absolutely no place for sex toys in the game of chess, except for the pawns. And the bishop if you nasty.