The Captain's Deranged Cyborgs

'I am certain, upon tasting this dish, you will find it worthy of all five of your stars,' said Engineer fervently. The human touched a button on her armor and spoke. "'Send a full security detail down here immediately.'" Friendly descended the latter. Under her arm she carried Captain's processor, cold and silent. One lonely light blinking, receiving data, but not sending anything. 'I was afraid she would eat me next,' she muttered, her tear ducts pumping out fluids. engineer wondered whether they would make a decent sauce.'