How to Turn Off a Light Bulb

So in order to turn it off, I have to click it with my foot. What am I, a tap dancer? You're gonna wanna screw yourself by unscrewing the light bulb. And that's not the sound of the freaking bed makes when you frickin' have sex. So what you're gonna do is you're gonna shove your hand up in the hole. Yeah, into the hot, hot hole.