Corporal Coma, You Don't Wear Glasses at the Gym

Corporal Coma says he hasn't been to the gym in six months. He's never done enough exercise to actually start sweating, so wouldn't wear his glasses at the gym. The pair have a history of falling asleep with their glasses on and then not being able to see properly when they're out for a run. 'If there's one person I could never imagine going for a run, it's you,' writes Corporal Coma.