History Fuckedim. He Was Not a Drunk

He was in the army, and he went, one of his first jobs was outpost near san francisco. And they somebody came to drop the mail and found him passed out drunk. That was his only experience with alcohol. He met two guys on a train that like, why don't you write your autobiography? Will pay you a thousand dollars. But s he by his biography isn't tha, what he knows. I hear, i win. The biography is the best part of his story, and it's actually his greatest legacys but his autobiographyis like the greatest ever written.