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My Dad Wrote A Porno

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How to Have Sex in McDonald's

I put this out on Instagram thinking one or two responses probably thousands. The thing that struck me most was how many people have had sex in McDonald's Oh, it's hard to even use the Lou if you're not a patron other fast food chains are available for sex I'm presuming the toilet or do you just mean by the sources? Well, here's one used to work in McDonald's and have sex on the children's party table It was birthdays in McDonald's. Why did we do that? Because it was cheap wasn't it? And Ronald McDonald was there. Do you remember the hamburger? Yeah, he was very strange. Wait a sec, where was he when

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