Do You Think Your Seat Was Stolen?

I'm a grammar i am love gossip. So any time i hear anything juicy on the sidewalk, i am all gears and leaning in. There's like a little bit of a community of the regular bikes here. If you aren't good to your bike, your bike will talk trash about you. And it is so funny to see this person come out and get on the bike, not knowing that we've heard everything. I just have to lie on the ground. Is it lie or lay? You know, i can never keep that straight myself. Mike, do you know the story of hachiko? The rack is lit. Around coffee 78, i said, he's not coming