Should I Sell My Car and Move to the East Coast?

I want to be your comedian who won't go west of Vine. I was thinking about this. Say someone said, will you do a set at the Bray improv? Mm-hmm. Well, they're going to have to start paying me a little bit more. So there's still a chance I wouldn't end up selling it. But if someone wanted to buy my car for $7,000 at this juncture in my life, I think it might be a good idea. Because I'm also considering moving to the east coast. Wait, like New York East Coast? Last week was like, should I drop mandalas and send them to all my friends? And