How to Artificially Inseminate a Cow

I know how to artificially inseminate a cow based on researching for this podcast. So I think 75% of dairy cows in this country, when they have to be inseminated, they get insemination but just by semen rather than the actual bull. And what I didn't realise was, so you get a semen gun, which you put the semen in. How did you bring your semen gun to a gunfight? Oh! Damn it. You bring your semen weapon to the insemination fight and there are two entries into a cow. So it's much like a human. Something tells me you're not the biggest expert in this room. We're in