The Post-Apocalyptic World

I don't think there's some plug jack. A headphone jack would be somewhere around the back. So you've each got your headphones plugged into the other person's headphone jack. You're sitting there in front of each other, watching EastEnders and staring down at each other's bellies. Which one would you watch EastEnders or bargain, huh? I mean, that would just be a couple of telly-tubbies. What kind of post-apocalyptic world have you just envisaged? It's all right if you're not a telly- tubby. I mean, there's tellies everywhere. Could you like surgically remove the telly from a tell