The Elon Musk Impersonation

Twitter is so pointless dude. It's a platform that I use primarily for news aggregation. Remember when Elon said he would step down? He did. That happened. But big bummer. Oh God. He lies a lot. Ron, Ron DeSantis, we've been wondering what's been. Wait for that. There's some breaking news. What? The news arm of BuzzFeed is being shut down. Right. You know who Blippi is, right? No, who the fuck? You don't knowWho Blippi is? No, dog. I'm 30 years old. ...I need to wash my eye." "It's maybe worthy of an obituary," says