How to Deal With a Lesbian Love Child

I was a big planner. Didn't do all of it. My biggest one was they're going to eat what I make. So when she sees that little cuddly baby, it's going to be right there in the bed. Like dogs only live. Their life expectancy is eight to 12 years. Are you going to deny this lesbian love child the right to snuggle up with its mothers? The, you know, treat it like subhuman? We're going to be feeding it like sushi. Yeah. This dog will be on a pillow with an eye mask on. And a silk robe. Yes. No, I've it's gotten so bad that I've started like when

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