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The Best Sex Life w/ Andrew Santino | Your Mom's House Ep.692

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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The Obesity Index Is a Thing.

"If we're going to be so cocky and dry about how fat or short you are, what about your little fat short cock?" "You could have a big dick slide it across at the bar. Hey, excuse me do I get the discount? But if your dick is too big, you have to have a different colored card." 'I'd rather have some sat on my face than nose that isn't bruised,' he says.

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