Aphrodite's Boner

Zeus and all the other gods were getting sick and tired of aphrodite making them pap boners. To get back at her, zeus put in a desire to meet with a mortal man. He basically turned her own power on herself. Making the mortal he caused her to desire in revenge was a shepherd named anchises. Averdity took one look at him and fell instantly in lust. So immediately she fled to her sacred temple in cypres at paphos. At this temple she anointed herself with oil, decked herself out with bling and did her hair and put on a great outfit. She got waxed and all the stuff you do when you are